for 6 dollars i will mail you a personal letter containing an amusing/depressing anecdote and other writing(s) + other things. only us residents, please. (update: didn't think a lot of people would be interested. i will try to get all these things out soon. try not to get mad at me if it takes a really long time, i'm completely broke and i can't buy stamps with paypal money.)

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piss?

i don’t think so. umm, i don’t know how to describe the smell. when you were a kid and your mom got up from the couch, did you ever bend down and smell the area where her vagina/butt was resting? because it smells just like that.

  1. peterklaven said: omfg
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  3. mrebook said: no i didn’t but i can’t stop laughing
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