for 6 dollars i will mail you a personal letter containing an amusing/depressing anecdote and other writing(s) + other things. only us residents, please. (update: didn't think a lot of people would be interested. i will try to get all these things out soon. try not to get mad at me if it takes a really long time, i'm completely broke and i can't buy stamps with paypal money.)

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i had a sex dream last night, when she pulled my dick out she wanted to give me a blowjob but i said ‘no, don’t. let’s just have sex’ then she went down anyway and when she pulled my skin back, she looked disgusted and told me i had to wash it. so i actually had to walk all the way to the bathroom to clean my dick. then i had to walk all the way back to the room to have sex for about four seconds before waking up.

2 months ago  Notes (9)
  1. literallyhitler said: are you not circumcised, what
  2. theoreticaltheoretical said: i’m sorry
  3. manwithpenis posted this