for 6 dollars i will mail you a personal letter containing an amusing/depressing anecdote and other writing(s) + other things. only us residents, please. (update: didn't think a lot of people would be interested. i will try to get all these things out soon. try not to get mad at me if it takes a really long time, i'm completely broke and i can't buy stamps with paypal money.)

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my father’s fruit of the loom underwear is folded neatly next to the toilet while a glob of his semen floats in the bowl. i bent down and shat on his semen because it is a funny thing to do. (real shit)

2 months ago  Notes (12)
  1. artyucko said: all in the family
  2. manwithpenis posted this