for 6 dollars i will mail you a personal letter containing an amusing/depressing anecdote and other writing(s) + other things. only us residents, please. (update: didn't think a lot of people would be interested. i will try to get all these things out soon. try not to get mad at me if it takes a really long time, i'm completely broke and i can't buy stamps with paypal money.)

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a small child who’s obsessed with marty feldman

a small child who’s obsessed with marty feldman

a man on opiates

a man on opiates

a baby that wants oxycodone

a baby that wants oxycodone

oxycodone

oxycodone

i havent messed with mspaint in a while

i havent messed with mspaint in a while